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thekelpie:

Has this been done or?

I mean, literally: AFAIK, no, it has not been done.

Metaphorically: has it ever not been done? One ponders.

(I mean technically, I think some of the TV fics I’ve read do not involve this, but not a lot of them.)

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caracalliope:

fuckyeahcostumedramas:

Keira Knightley in ‘Colette’ (2018).

crocordile tagged this as #Barrayar and that is the best thing I’ve heard all day. :D

She even has the bag! 😁

Every Vor lady goes to the capital to shop.

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exasperatedmoron:

Axel: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Mark: You’re weak.

Lisa: You’re strong!

Hartley: You’re a complete dumbass, that’s what you are.

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starcitysirens:

There are two kinds of fic writers:

1. Fuck it, it’s fiction

2. Let me look up real estate listings, so I can plot out subway routes and schedules and see if this walk really is long enough for them to have this conversation.

Guess which kind I am.

I feel like the trick, to badly mangle the Patrician, is remembering that there is one kind of fic writer and you need to figure out which half you’re indulging.

(personally: first kind while writing, second kind while revising.)

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coldtomyflash:

Barry: *About Len* How angry is he?

Hartley: On a scale from Mark to Mick?

Barry: Sure.

Hartley: Lisa.

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hexedsupernova:

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made.

I have no idea how I missed this but it is absolutely making my day.

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amanitacaplan:



Rene + Big Belly Burger

I was thinking about nicknames for characters. I generally don’t have any (saying “Barry!” in that slightly exasperated tone doesn’t count), but I do have one. I didn’t come up with it, but I have adopted it firmly.

So. The light of my life doesn’t watch Arrow with me, but I asked him to check out a scene from s5e11 (specifically Barry running in to give Singh a “he’s legit” note when Oliver calls explaining he needs information). He found that scene funny, but due to a mix-up in timestamps, he also saw the first scene (the one where Rene’s wearing the blue shirt) while he was looking for it.

When the LOML does watch something, he generally pays attention (although he is terrible with character names, which is why he was referring to Oliver as The Tick (”The city. MY the city.”) and Rene as Angry Jason Voorhees (it was a hockey mask thing)) and so he noticed that there is no cheese on Rene’s burger.

LOML: …So I rewound to look at the setup. And we have Angry Jason Voorhees holding up his burger and saying “You can take your time, I’ve got three patties and three slices of cheddar to go”.

LOML: Prop Problem: The burger he’s holding up DOES have three patties, but does not have any cheese.

LOML: I have to assume he’s not lying, which means the cheese is PRESENT, we just can’t see it.

Me: Maybe he picks the cheese off and eats it separately. Like some people do with pickles.

Me: That would not be the least productive thing Rene has ever done.

LOML: You can’t pick cheese off a burger. Certainly not that perfectly.

LOML: The man ordered a triple cheeseburger, CHEESE ON THE SIDE.

LOML: Jason “No Cheese” Voorhees.

And that, readers and gentlefolk, is how Rene Ramirez ended up with the nickname “No Cheese” Voorhees in our household. Weird as heck, but at least I’ve got a handy referent for discussing the character.

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tygermama:

I REALLY WISH MY COMFORTING SKILLS WERE BETTER THAN 

1 - I’M SORRY YOU’RE SAD

2 - PLEASE LET ME FEED YOU

3 - IS THERE ANYBODY YOU’D LIKE ME TO RUN OVER WITH MY CAR?

CAUSE I NEED MORE WORDINESS TO MAKE THE NICE FEELING HAPPEN

Good morning, and I am incapable of reading this except in Axel’s voice. XD

(I suspect the last would stress Hartley out. Lisa might need to explain that. Back, plot bunnies! Back!)