a sprinkling of rogues headcanons

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Being able to glide through walls means never needing to buy tickets. Every theater and concert hall in town has given up on keeping Lisa out, and now when people go to see a performance they know there’s a chance they’ll see a glowing lady hovering quietly at the back of the room. Many performers consider her good luck. 

Len donates 5% of everything he steals to the Innocence Project. It’s a habit he picked up from Hartley.

James is a walking zodiac encyclopedia. He doesn’t just know his horoscope, he knows everyone’s horoscope. 

Evan is extremely smart and could easily teach a college seminar on quantum mechanics and the way light travels through the universe. Evan also believes that vaccines cause autism, that the moon landing was faked, and that evolution is a hoax.

Every single one of Hartley’s friends has asked him if he’s seen Ratatouille. He has. It was fine. He wishes people would stop asking. His actual favorite rat movie is The Secret of NIMH.  

Roscoe is in the habit of chewing Lisa’s hair in his sleep.

If you make a prison rape joke in Sam’s presence, he will casually push you into the nearest mirror and no one will ever see you again. If you do it in Mark’s presence, the consequences will be considerably worse.

Mick had a vasectomy when he was twenty.

The main reason Digger wears that big old heavy movement-impeding trenchcoat? Pockets. Lots of ‘em. Some contain spare boomerangs and cigarettes. Most of them contain snacks. Adolescent food insecurity is hard to shake off, and he never goes anywhere without having something stashed away in case of an emergency. Things the others have seen him pull out of his pockets include: a small pie, a giant Toblerone, a bottle of chocolate syrup, and a waffle, folded up. 

There are many universes in which Axel is a pink lantern.