Random Axel Walker thoughts
Feb. 13th, 2019 03:01 pmvia http://bit.ly/2tlNiAU
I keep wondering who taught him to shave.
I guess Jesse could have… written him instructions? But it seems like the kind of thing that’s a bit hard to get across in a letter. Also I’m not sure Jesse is good at teaching people how to be careful around sharp objects.
–okay, he’s probably very good at teaching people to be careful around sharp objects but, like, not usually in a cooperative way.
Maybe someone else? Zoey’s memories of bringing him up are questionable at best, but presumably he had some adult around.
But honestly, the answer that keeps coming to mind is “YouTube”.
I’m not sure how I feel about that. It seems a bit lonely.
Imagine if he was a meta. Imagine the powers.
I’m mostly thinking explosions, theme music, and a possible side order of being able to broadcast to all video screens (phones, computer monitors, maybe TVs if you’re being, like, retro) inside a certain radius. He would get all the hits.
I keep wondering who taught him to shave.
I guess Jesse could have… written him instructions? But it seems like the kind of thing that’s a bit hard to get across in a letter. Also I’m not sure Jesse is good at teaching people how to be careful around sharp objects.
–okay, he’s probably very good at teaching people to be careful around sharp objects but, like, not usually in a cooperative way.
Maybe someone else? Zoey’s memories of bringing him up are questionable at best, but presumably he had some adult around.
But honestly, the answer that keeps coming to mind is “YouTube”.
I’m not sure how I feel about that. It seems a bit lonely.
Imagine if he was a meta. Imagine the powers.
I’m mostly thinking explosions, theme music, and a possible side order of being able to broadcast to all video screens (phones, computer monitors, maybe TVs if you’re being, like, retro) inside a certain radius. He would get all the hits.