tygermama: I REALLY WISH MY COMFORTING SKILLS WERE

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tygermama:

I REALLY WISH MY COMFORTING SKILLS WERE BETTER THAN 

1 - I’M SORRY YOU’RE SAD

2 - PLEASE LET ME FEED YOU

3 - IS THERE ANYBODY YOU’D LIKE ME TO RUN OVER WITH MY CAR?

CAUSE I NEED MORE WORDINESS TO MAKE THE NICE FEELING HAPPEN

Good morning, and I am incapable of reading this except in Axel’s voice. XD

(I suspect the last would stress Hartley out. Lisa might need to explain that. Back, plot bunnies! Back!)